Wednesday, December 26, 2007

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Lesson # 17: Ambiguity in


Type: Review
Scientific name: Sordidus comentatio
Common name: Doblesentidista

is not excessive sensitivity, or a strange disease that makes us twice as much as others, but an excellent tool in the eternal work scare others: find all and any comments, common sense, ordinary, vulgar or rude, ideally sexual connotation.

A first step, which although basic, it is sometimes extremely effective , is whistling, shouting or making comments to hear the number 69 . The shift of attention in the carnage, Bingo, an address or telephone number, including the combination in question may provide the perfect opportunity to start in these conflicts.

A second step is to find the double meaning in food and culinary preparations. Basically, they provide the material emerging unbearable less obvious that the number above, but are still readily apparent. It is advisable to start with tropical fruits, bananas, mangoes and papayas, among others, and meat products. The sausages always serve that purpose, and the term "sausage-makes it easy.

A third stage in the development of two-way feedback is to break the shackles and free the obvious, to find sexual meaning in your comments, however innocent. For example, the mention of an unfortunate name, a film, a song-even the carols can be used in the hands of an expert, or any trifle will, after some practice, to unleash the coprolálico in you .

The satisfaction is guaranteed. After a few comments like this, listeners will flee in terror, returning to his precious space doblesentidista free invasive human presence.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

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Lesson # 16: Winner Insoportablemente


Type: Attitude
Scientific name: Perpetual triunfatorum
Common name: Winner

This is one of the most basic attitudes when become a detestable be unbearable, given its high degree of effectiveness in the process of scare those around us.

The first step is made of small triumphs unimportant, but flaunting them. Remove the pie, the couch or tapadito larger tray with just a glance is, if then boasts of having achieved very effective to provoke rejection. Same with the glass more full, cold beer, a martini with olives larger.

A second step is to become treasurer and / or collector of fees barbecue, birthday gifts and / or couples in common and in general any circumstance that requires someone who meets the vile money. On each occasion, must spend significantly less than what is gathered, so it is clear who is making that assumption for a lucrative business, which obviously has all the benefits.
The last step
in the race to become a professional make of this art is, rightfully, take great advantages that are extremely noticeable and, ideally, injuring those around him. Words like deception, fraud, vagabonds, and other similar sinvergüenzura should not discourage in this noble task of becoming a winner . Once you get used to these names, will be like honey for your ears, as reflected convincingly that you have achieved progress towards the longed unbearable.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

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Lesson # 15: romance public



Type: Attitude
Scientific name: Pegajosus publicus
Common name: Mellow
rule
Although attitudes are personal unbearable, there are exceptions in which the concurrence of another person -call it an accomplice, co-author, contributor or participant, is inescapable. Attitudes that without the participation of other meaningless.

this is the case for effective attitude, which usually manages to scare anyone in the vicinity. It is, in fact, one of the most efficient in the task of becoming an unbearable and is basically very much in public cuddling, flattery, añuñucos and pampering. In summary, honeyed words and gestures everywhere.

To be effective, this profusion of mellows must be received by all who are nearby, so you can go forgetting about the little secrets in your ear, except that they generate sound and mischievous laughter, which are indeed within the media to use.

The array of resources should include, besides those already mentioned laughter, honeyed words and ridiculous to refer to another type cuchicuchi, guaguita or chubby / a, well the always obnoxious animals terms of the type cat, dog, monkey and the like, always in short. Do not forget, by the way, gestures and body attitudes: kisses while louder, better - hugs and more, to view and patience of those around you will ensure much more than a square meter.

If dominates all the above and want to get to end the practice of this attitude, follow this advice: ask your accomplice propositions of a sexual nature, remember loud lovemaking session high caliber and, finally, tighten or touch some part of those calls pudendal . 100% guaranteed effective.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

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Lesson # 14: Unbearably good


Type: Attitude
Scientific name: Positivus extremus
Common name: Moron
cool
Although, as it happened in the Lesson # 4 of this Manual, the pessimistic or catastrophic is unbearable, even more repulsive is overly optimistic, positive activist, that you are sure you can find the good in anything.

A great way to become unbearable, therefore, is to become a being with a permanent smile from ear to ear, not even lose to the worst situations, insults or beatings. Try, for example, show that smile at funerals, accidents or other misfortunes, insisting that "something good will come of all this."

Keep the smile, that eventually become permanent without any effort, and greet their partners with words like "how rich, how rich, how rich verte" (the repetition is important), or "What good you came, you never know the pleasure it gives me. " Indeed, the less you know the recipient of the sentences, the greater its repellent effect. Take the time to run simultaneously Lesson # 13 , rubbing her back or fixing her hair counterpart to accentuate the effect.

Then repeat the above phrases sometimes insurance will be more of an insult probably caliber. It is your opportunity to go further and become a professional: not tempted to be outraged, offended, or even make a grimace of disgust or disapproval. Rather, emphasize the smile and give thanks to whoever insults a phrase like "thank you your sincerity is not common to find people so transparent. " If you definitely want to graduate in this technique, do not leave insulting and totally astounded noquéelo with a superb closing: "Furthermore, I thank you twice, I am sure that what you tell me will help me grow as a person."

Monday, September 3, 2007

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Lesson # 13: Invading


Type: Attitude
Scientific name: Invasivus Severum
Common name: Invasive

One of the most effective ways to repel who are approach is making use of this desperate attitude, which is basically disregard the limits of privacy of others.

apronte A first in the arts of invasiveness is to ask for personal matters, obviously beyond the purview whom the question. Thus, an unknown caller inquiring about your personal experience with sensitive medical issues, urinary tract infections and sexually transmitted diseases is usually not fail-fast in the flight of the questioned.

One option is always efficient meddle in private conversations, the more intimate best-of others. Thus, when in a social gathering to see two friends, unknown to you, talking of the painful separation or bereavement any of them, come and unannounced show your empathy by telling his own experience (see self-reference) or give a non- asked for advice on how to overcome the hard trance . Value added

this attitude is the physical invasiveness, which is to accompany the comments and intimate questions of pat on the shoulder, hugs and / or sobajeos back, or any other form of physical contact with the unknown, make it clear that the latter its so precious square meter was suddenly expropriation product.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

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Lesson # 12: In-fa-ti-zan-do


Type: Attitude
Scientific name: syllabus separatium
Common name: syllable separator

One way to emphasize misunderstood a point in a speech or argument is to pronounce the word to emphasize separating the syllables. And although many people, including speakers, experts agree on the importance and effectiveness of emphasizing certain aspects of our addresses, the precise form to do so is certainly very unpleasant .

While a first step in this technique is to emphasize a word isolated in a long disjointed, just loose in the art of being unbearable stay there. The most advanced are able to separate insufferable in syllables long phrases, and even speeches complete, thereby achieving significantly reduce the number of listeners.

For those who are not yet skilled in the art singular, but want to start it, then some words especially suitable to be divided into syllables: im-pre-sio-nan-te, es-pan-to- so, in-cre-í-ble, a-lu-ci-nan-te. As the perceptive reader will have noticed, it is usually adjectives, because the separation tries to emphasize the named property. Verbigracia say something that is "es-pan-to-so" suggests that it is worse than awful without separating.

Like other verbal techniques, practice in front of a mirror before venturing against flesh and blood audience. This way you can improve ability to become truly in-so-a-ta-ble.

Monday, July 30, 2007

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GABRIEL, THE CAT FRIENDLY. (The did Lysander)

night in a house had a cat and mouse. The cat and mouse named Gabriel, Matthias.


Gabriel the cat scared the mouse ... What a shock it hit our friend Matthew! The cat did not expect was to get through.

The mouse, shaking like a loose tooth.
looked like the cat was a tiger, but then calmed down. The mouse was saved before the trapper. It was his lucky day.

The cat did not want to hurt Gabriel the mouse. I just wanted to be your friend.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

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Mosaic made by the three on a rainy day, being bored.


-Santi: When we grow up, mom will be more old lady now (sic), so I will live another day with everyone.
That if . The food is going to do it. The old also can cook.
- Me: ... Santi did you say ?????
-Santi: Nothing, ma ... He talked about when we grow up.

Sunday, March 4, 2007

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BIG THINGS IF WE Lichi


This is the Easter Bunny. I like a lot of Easter eggs. What I do not understand is why is a rabbit. Perhaps it is the husband of a chicken and so have many.



Predator
This is my imaginary friend. I love him very much because when my brother wants to play, if I get ball Predator. So never in life I will carry Mansion Foster.




This is a turtle. Do not know what to do and that I drew. I have a friend named Lucas. He had a turtle but he escaped. We wanted to give this picture but said that was not same. Well, I put it away for me. Much better.


Manuel This is the fish. He had a very nice aquarium, and I realized I wanted to talk, but I did not understand anything. He always did things with his mouth and looked at me.
One day, (or rather, a bad day), I told my mom that Manuel was doing the ironing. But that was the iron. Had died. As I cried a lot, She threw him down the toilet, to come to the sea, and told me that there lived a lady called Alfonsina not know what that is going to be very happy with Manuel.
I hope you have already arrived.


Lichi The texts are, when I was 6 years.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

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BIRTHDAY TO SIX FLAG THIEF ARGENTINA


On February 27, 1812, General Manuel Belgrano was the first time waving the flag of our country, peaking on the banks of the Parana, in the place where it is now called the Monument Flag in the city of Rosario.
What is a national symbol?
just something that represents everything we love or our identity, and for reasons of space or weight can not take with us everywhere.
on our flag, live the Andes, Iguazu Falls, Cordoba our mountains, our heroes, our roots, our dead, our future, our hope ... Health

our flag, and all the beauty and sense it means !!!!!


Parcels OF HEAVEN:

in blue and white fabric
and a yellow sun,
wrap everything I love
to fit in my pocket.
There are represented
my family ... , My hometown ...
and San Martin and Belgrano
forging freedom.
The brave who fought for their country
and Falkland
proudly unfurled a banner
Argentina.


Silvia Macario (For Lychee and Santi)

Friday, February 16, 2007

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SWAN




On a moonlit night,
a peaceful night the lagoon

and slides will
a chalk S
a masked thief.

Everyone is in his bed snoring
in minor
and nobody listens or suspicious

because a duck
police stood guard around.

The water is a treasure
that no day is:
nuggets,
silver rays. Treasury

a pirate who left and went away.

the offender is armed
a map and a strainer. Quietly

the lagoon
steal the fortune
with manners sir.

police arrived duck and
cua cua saying four

challenges you do not catch more
the swan thief escapes
at full speed.

When clarified in the lagoon
walks to him and you will see:
of fortune
no trace,
because the stars stole swan.
Nothing less, nothing more.


María Elena Walsh.

Monday, January 1, 2007

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Kaleidoscope. (To Lisa and James)






With my friends are planning a super adventure travel into space

climbing a moonbeam.


The stars dance to the beat of our ascent into orbit

wild cheering the sky.


How small to be seen from where the planet Earth!

almost like the ball played with my dog.

jump on the moon slowly and steadily

because I have that on the moon is Poquita
gravity.

And when you pass a comet with its tail

glass board the flight
what to do slide.

arrive at Saturn in a rocket

paper mounted on rings
be our carrousel. Resetting

to Earth? Let's try making

A vessel with a balloon
made in chewing gum.

arrive in a cloud
white as cotton, but it is well

filled with lemon ice cream.

rain Down in lianas,

get to the sea and dolphins
a race hustling play. We expected

Veleritos,
with walnut hull made

raise their sails built with paper.


And
rocked by the waves in a slow rise and fall,
say goodbye to the moon with its light
that embraces us.

How nice is to have friends! How nice
imagine!
The best treasures
is daring to dream.

Silvia Macario.