Type: Attitude Scientific name: severus Paranoicus Common name: Persecuted
Show paranoid behavior is perhaps one of the most efficient ways of removing the invaders of our sacred space. The persecution is certainly an unbearable, and the more things do get defensive, the greater the strength of its personal atmosphere.
A good starting point is to reach the scene, birthday, barbecue, baptism, the whole event serves, asking why they were talking about you. To the faces of astonishment, just reinforces the idea, with phrases like "do not be fools, I know that I was stripping" or "clear, now pretend they are my friends, but I heard them talk bad about me." After that, Join the conversation as if nothing had happened.
After a quiet time -it is always advisable to give an impression something unbalanced-comment (make up, if necessary) all the bad things that have happened lately, and how each of them is due to persecution suffered by his boss and coworkers. Repeat the process with family stories, sports, social, whatever. The important thing is that there are "pursuers" or known of them, among those present.
At this point, it is good to make a pause toilet. If someone looks, worry: you probably have to close down pants, or a remnant of parsley between your teeth. The physiological break would enable him to re-apply the first part of the exercise, when to be ill to return to their cronies, those that will become, as some have fled insurance in his absence, with a "three minutes and I'll get to pelarme." At this point, probably this is true.
The climax of this strategy is combined with the Lesson # 18 , invoking planetary karma and balance that will make everyone pay their pursuers as they have done. After the tirade astral, sit back and enjoy your precious space. And remember: a paranoid accomplished remains until the end any event, to avoid pelts against him.
Type: Attitude Scientific name: Paternitas orgullosem Common name:
Are Proud parent you are a parent, even better if it is a single offspring - this lesson can be your passport to recover the space. If you have not known the joy of parenthood, do not despair: you can always invent a child (When the unwanted invaders of their space are unknown) and using a nephew . If it is greater, it is even the possibility of appealing to the grandchildren. The
first thing to do is resort to Lesson # 33 , focusing only talk about their (real or imaginary) son. At this point, you have to adapt to the age of the offspring: if it is still an infant, may praise her beauty, how well you sleep, or complain about how bad does - , discuss their infancy. If it is greater, his first steps, first words, you no longer wear diapers ... whatever serves.
is the age ranging between 2 and 5 years more conducive for this lesson and learning that follow one after another. Importantly, the heir of any other child, with phrases like "is too advanced for his age," is much smarter than other children "or straight" is a genius. " If these phrases can be attributed to teachers of kindergarten or school, a doctor or some other source "qualified" , the better.
When you have all bored with their stories, something that will happen quickly - you should give the coup de grace. With agility, remove photographs of the child, if you have any electronic device that allows the better - and bombard the audience with snippets of their thanks, or anything in particular. And while the shows, go enjoy your loose increasingly personal space.
There once was a family who went out to lunch. It turns out that this family had a parrot. They were gone when two robbers entered the house and asked one another where we will leave all the things we steal and the other will answer in 3 February 4898. family came and saw that the police had desaparecido.Llamaron. Police arrived and found no clue the officer asked where the thieves left all things. Then the parrot said on 3 February 4898 then went to look around and found 2 people with all the same things the family. The family and police were looking for thieves and left the bird resting on a table. Meanwhile the robbers were very close to the parrot and one said where we hide them from the police and the other said the car down the side of this parrot. The family became very sad because they found the thieves, the mother said, and then where will the father said, and the parrot said the car down the side of this parrot smart girl's car was set down next to his parrot and were thieves policemen arrested the family returned to have their things and they lived happily ever after.
Once upon a time, a guy who always golpeaba.Hacía few days he had fallen for the ninth piso.Y the next day he fell off the escalera.Entonces decided not to leave your bedroom anymore . Not down to eat, bathe, did not go to school and not going to play with friends. Until one day he decided to leave to face his fear. But this was something awful, ran out of friends. She went to sleep and was dreaming that could happen to a very ugly thing, like losing their padres.Seguía dreaming but he did not suspect he was possessed by a spirit. Because ... who gets so bad things can happen? He went to the library to research the tema.Leyó in a book that had a secret entrance to the site of the continuation of the book. Then the boy went to the place where they were hiding the other side of the secrets of the spirits. I did not think it would be a peligroso.Entró the place and stayed with my mouth open. It was a scary place! the boy saw a short book he was represented distancia.En few spirits (the bad luck in this case). The boy, now a short distance, opened its pages and the spirit returned to book and was sealed and all went happily ever after.
Eleven - Live in Seatle 2000 (QOTSA - Rated R Tour)
Alain
the charge!! A couple of days coming up videos of ELEVEN live with a couple of unreleased gems. If you have never heard ELEVEN this is your chance to see the real greatness of the group and if you are already a hardcore fan .. these will be one of the best minutes 've spent online in the last time.
Type: Review Scientific name: Diminutivus adictus Common name: Diminutive
A great way to defend their living space without too much effort is to use the piece, the more profusely the better, "diminutive in his speech. With the application of this simple action will achieve, with staggering speed , eliminating any possibility of interaction.
The first step, logical it seems, is to use diminutives. Simply add the suffix "ito", "ita", "illo", "illa", "quote", "date", "Cilla" or "cilla" in the words used. Topics light and without much significance are ideal to start. Be amazed to see effects, for example, have lunch only "a plate of fideítos, for I am with delicadita guatita."
The second stage requires more work : must be able to use diminutives in-depth conversations and transcendental. Try telling that has been questioned a bit lately because of little problems with their faith, because dear God can not be too unwell to send suffering to animals. To achieve, almost instant, a feeling of superficiality highly effective in achieving its purpose.
If you want to achieve perfection in the use of this resource, it is still two concealed weapons. First, add the tiny high-pitched, which enhances greatly the effect of words. And finally, take a chinchosa expression, mellow, nose wrinkling, squinting and making small gestures with his hands. If the story of his childhood, when he was "a tiny puppy that had the Short and hopped legs and moving his tail when he got contentito", accompanying the story with those described gestures and tone of voice, the effect is lethal .
Them In Crooked Vultures are the leader of Foo Fighters (and former Nirvana), former Led Zeppelin bassist and brain Queens of the Stone Age . Among them is the trans-Andean musician, who taught him to play bass to Flea of Chili Peppers. All
band has their second, in the ordinal sense of the word. Few remember the name of the non-Aerosmith or Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, let alone know the members of No Doubt Gwen Stefani past and very few can name those that come with Scott Weiland Stone Temple Pilots. But the truth is that without one there is no other and all the stars need someone to touch them (and, especially, the bank). The multi-instrumentalist Alain Johannes occupies that position in the new supergroup of the moment: Crooked Them Vultures, a combo made up Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters ) on drums, John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin) on bass and Josh Homme ( Queens of the Stone Age ) on guitar and vocals. Born in Chile in 1962, Johannes went to Europe three years, then lived in Mexico until 1974, when he moved to Los Angeles.
At school, the musician met three guys who would change life: Hillel Slovak, Jack Irons and Michael Balzary. The legend says Johannes taught her to play the bass Balzary, who, by their frantic movements, she received the nickname Flea ("flea"). Alain is brief and modest in his response when questioned him about it: "I just gave a boost to low and showed him the basics, he began as a natural and talented musician." The four gave life to Anthym, later called What Is This , ancestor of the group Red Hot Chili Peppers. While Flea , Irons and Slovak joined the young Anthony Kiedis, Johannes followed by his side with his wife, Natasha Shneider, and formed Eleven , banda joining the Irons after the overdose death of Slovak . At the same time, with epicenter in Seattle, the grunge was brewing, and guys like Eddie Vedder , Chris Cornell, Matt Cameron , Mark Lanegan, Laine Staley and Johannes own began to know slowly.
"Eleven was on many tours with Soundgarden, Pearl Jam and Queens of the Stone Age " Johannes tells Pagina/12 from Los Angeles. "That was the friendship and musical collaboration with Chris Cornell and Josh Homme " he explains. Natasha and Alain entered QOTSA and participated in the Desert Sessions -hung the ten records that had to Homme as creative core, though they also worked playing and composing, until they Natasha died July 2, 2008. The list of artists who had to Johannes in the production, arrangements and recording includes names like No Doubt , Mondo Generator , Silverchair, Chris Cornell , Spinnerette and The Gutter Twins.
currently But Johannes is Them Crooked Vultures, a band with which he recorded as part of the disc which brings live guitar and vocals, "to enhance the sound," according to explains. That sound little is known so far, as the disc issue date is unknown and only listen to the band itself makes known through Twitter, YouTube, MySpace and Facebook. A good way-and very appropriate to these times, to generate expectations: while many labels trying to prohibit the illegal distribution of music from its artists, Vultures encourage and use the amateur videos filmed by fans as a form of promotion. "I think it was part of the process that began with the group's ideas," reveals Alain . Without doubt, these are people who, despite not being young pop products, knows how to use new tools. Until there is some official information, so little is known is that some issues are called "Elephants", "Scumbag Blues," "Nobody Loves me and Neither Do I" and "Dead End Friends." "The sound is strong and organic, saturated, aggressive and raw, with plenty of groove and improvisation," says Johannes , leaving aside the enigma. "Influences? "The sum total of its parts" he says. Johannes
confesses he remembers little of his native Chile, but handles quite well Castilian. " Hopefully next year we can make a South American tour with Vultures" he says, complacent, while acknowledging that they know little of the rock that sounds in these parts: "After so much noise I listen to other music, classical or jazz, but I'm open to suggestions about which bands to pay attention, "he said. And if you review their history, probably does not say because you need contacts.
1. Crawl Home. PJ Harvey on vocals and bass. AJ on guitar 2. It . Alain Johannes on vocals and guitar. ( Prince Cover) 3. The Whore's Hustle and the Hustler's Whore Josh Homme on vocals. (PJ Harvey Cover).
Continuing chain in Irons Pearl Jam, here is material from DVD audio "Single Video Theory" , recording sessions the Yield, mixing talks, ambient sounds and of course the audio infallible PJ Irons included.
Pearl Jam - Single Video Thory (audio)
All Those Yesterdays Brain of J Do the Evolution Faithful
Type: Attitude Scientific name: Tópicus Unicus Common name: monothematic
Perhaps one of the most efficient weapons for those who want to scare who violate its sovereignty space is to impose, by any means, a single topic. A major advantage of this attitude is that if you are rigorous and the issue remains unchanged over time, then some applications will act alone without of repeat.
first thing is to choose a topic . Since the ideal is to stay with him through time, it is highly advisable to be very careful about the election. Some factors to consider: the ideal is to be handled by a small group of people to avoid meeting someone who can, in fact, engage in conversation, that it's something technical, I hope very complex, and that their relative importance in the life of any mortal tends to zero, that has the potential to develop for some time (do not serve the issues that are exhausted in a few minutes).
already chosen the topic, you must achieve a medium management thereof. This is not to become an expert, some relevant data, a collection medium technical terms, hopefully in another language (see Lesson # 9) and a security posture that is exposing will suffice.
already achieved on this basis, it is important : succeeding in imposing the subject in conversation. It is important at this point, spare no effort to get tips and tricks. The implementation of this strategy depends on it. Once this point, make the flight of cronies a matter of time. The only relevant issue is not change for any reason. If for some reason this variation occur, should strive to make comments that relate the new topic with your topic, and just be given the opportunity, full retake.
After some applications will see how people, upon his arrival to a place, immediately escapes and their habitat remains intact . A warning: This lesson involves a risk, however unlikely, can be lethal: the single-minded find another who shares the subject. Of facing such unfortunate coincidence, it is recommended that a quick turnaround in its strategy and implement another lesson of this Manual.
Mark Lanegan - Unreleased "Whiskey for the Holy Ghost" Acoustic Demos
For those who know this " Lord of Rock "and understand some music, we realize that we have something unique. Prior to the album" Whiskey for the Holy Ghost "released in 1993 in Europe was carried out, some study sessions in Seattle, WA during 1991. Just know that besides Lanegan, Mike also participated Johnson on guitar.
Mark Lanegan Unreleased "Whiskey for the Holy Ghost" Acoustic Studio Demos unknown Seattle, WA 1991 01 Sunrise
Following The Rain 02 03 04 Judas Touch I Shooting Gallery (instrumental) Carnival
05 Wheels 06 07 08 Day and Night
Beggar's Blues Riding the Nightingale 09 10 Judas Touch II
Type: Attitude Scientific name: sensibilis extremis Common name: Sensible
extreme sensitivity at comments, situations, stories or ultimately , anything, is a very efficient approach in recovering the precious personal square meter. The more different things are able to detonate samples sensitivity, the greater the effectiveness of this approach.
The process is simple: with any comments, story or situation, you should start to pout, as his eyes moistened and, ideally, a tear falls. If not given to tears, you can resort to emotional memory: that is, to remember sad events of the past to induce tears. If you do not have on hand memories of that type, do not despair: there is always the option of tweaking somewhere secretly sensible of his own anatomy.
The physical signs sensitivity, although efficient, not enough. It is important to reinforce with comments denoting sadness overwhelms him at that time. It is recommended, therefore, begin to apply this technique with sad stories, hate speech to yourself or situations that might affect, eventually, to anyone. With some practice, you can go slowly expanding the list of things that trigger sensitivity.
The culmination of this process is to show sensitivity to situations entirely irrelevant. Mourn with a comment about the weather, or one that refers to the color of the dress of a third person, are proof that has been handle to perfection the art, and ensuring that undisputed immediately recover square meter.
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