Saturday, December 23, 2006

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Stop dogs with fleas

I'll leave a homemade recipe to remove organic and fleas in your pet.
you know that organophosphate flea are quite toxic and also expensive.
Effectiveness is really good, and your pet will be very grateful. MATERIALS


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bowl. an orange peel
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blender.
water. pan


1. Ask him an adult to process the orange peel in a blender or food processor.
2. Add about 1 cup of water to peel and mix.
3. Pour the mixture into a small saucepan. Put it on the fire until it boils. Lower the flame and cook for 5 minutes.
4. When the pulp has cooled, rub some of this fluid in the skin of your dog or pet.

Of course, if the animal is heavily infested, I recommend before a commercial product and then keep it with this homemade flea repellent.

Friday, December 22, 2006

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TABLE OF NINE WITH FLYING FINGERS

A useful trick, if you forget your table nine:
Suppose you forgot how much is 9 x 7. Raise
ten fingers and lower the seventh.
There are 6 fingers on the left and 3 fingers on the right.
THE ANSWER IS 63!

Who can challenge you with this machete incorporated into your body??

Monday, December 18, 2006

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I want to live the adventurous life of the wandering
seabirds
not have to go to another bank
the prosaic view of the road. Power

afternoon flight when shooting death
between
amber lamp and oppose the swift whirlwinds wing
look strong and fierce. Fleeing

all that is human;
drunk blue ... Being sovereign
two immensity: sea and sky, and when you feel

tired heart
left to die on a rock with wings spread
for flight.



"Julian Marchena, 1941.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

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AS SUPREME SAYS ...

dirty hair in Japanese Chin
cham public.


very depressed, in Japanese
Tokofondo.


Poor, very poor, Chinese: Chin
lu-chin-chin naa water.


Detective in Guarani
Find out.


Thunder, in German:
Nubescrujen.


Castaway, Chinese:
Chin-chu-boat.


Mirror Japanese:
Akí-toy-yo.


Cemetery in Congo:
Quanta-grave.


pump off, in Chinese:
Cachi-pum.


gun, in Arabic: Allah will
the bullet.


Dry belly in Japanese
Poka-kaka.

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I tell you why kangaroos are called like this:
When the first Englishmen to Australia, they asked the natives what they called these strange hopping animals, since they had not seen before.
The natives always said "kan Chu ru" , and this was Kangaroo or "kangaroo" in English.
But it turns out that "kan ru Chu" in the language of the native Australians means:
"I do not understand."

Crazy, no?

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imminently face a coup that will lead to a bump or a bruise, not just icing, but also butter as soon as possible.
will avoid the appearance of these lesions, and also reversed the pain instantly.
THAT IF DO NOT APPLY BUTTER IN BURNS, because you might infect them, as it is not sterile.


NEVER MISS A BUTTER PAN IN ANY HOME OR SCHOOL.!

Saturday, December 9, 2006

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Hint .. The Man Who Counted (Chapter 3)

Extracted from: The Man Who Counted, by Malba Tahan

From the city of "Samarra", on the banks of the Tigris, will camel SAMIR Beremiz calculator and a young bagdalí road from Baghdad to visit the Caliph "Al-MotAcer." In an oasis attend the discussion of three Bedouin on the distribution of an estate, because they could not agree.

Beremiz was interested in the problem and asked about him. Mustafa, one of them spoke thus:

"We are three brothers and our father has bequeathed to us 35 camels and sharing the following condition: For me, I am the oldest will be half, for my brother
medium, Hamet, the third
to Harim, the small, only one-ninth .
In the name of Allah, the three venerable accept the will of our father! The problem is that we go well the deal. He expanded as follows:
If we make two equal piles, I accounts for 17 camels and over 1.
If we make three equal piles with 35 camels, 11 camels Hamet incumbent and over 2.
If we make nine equal piles, my beloved little Harim, correspond 3 camels and about 8.
is, to me under more than 17 camels, but less than 18 .
A Hamet, more than 11 but less than 12 . Harim
A more than 3 but less than 4. "



Thinking about calculator Beremiz said: Allah be praised! I will give you the solution. Asked the young

bagdalí his camel (which is not what I wanted to leave) and joining the cafile and said "I will do the fair and accurate the cafile camels as you can see, now we are 36 camels to raise the ours. (The young bagdalí thought it was going to be without his camel). You

Mustafa will receive half of 36 camels, ie 18.
To Hamet is the third of 36, which is just 12 .
You little Harim, you will receive the ninth of 36, ie 4 camels.

All have earned with my cast, and you know you had to have received more than 17, 11 and 3 respectively. Follow

Beremiz:
"18 + 12 + 4 = 34.
From cafile of 36 camels left over 2.
One, as you know is for my young friend bagdalí, we left him to make the deal.
The other is left is just do my part for having resolved favorably for you, the complicated problem of inheritance. Gathered

separate the three brothers were pleased and Mustafa, on behalf of the three said: "You're intelligent, alien, accept your deal done with justice and equity. Take the camel you want. " And so he resolved a difficult problem to others and that the wit and wisdom could be addressed.

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FOOLS JOKES FOR KIDS HOW TO LIVE A Kaleidoscope


What is the husband of a whale?
The collective (because it is full):


comes a guy and another guy says:
"I have a dog that says mom and dad.
- So what? I have a can that says peas.


Classified Ad:
Pinto houses and I will address.


Octopus Mom told her son:
-Take my hand, my hand of my hand, my hand ...


What is the most tranquil of the colonial era?
The serene.


Joke Gaucho:
"Listen, Don Zoilo, would you put the horse saddle?
Yes, but does not want to sit!

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Do you have wanted to see shapes and colors that give you back your head? How incredible that these forms are your own creation?

Here I suggest that you build your own kaleidoscope. And most importantly, the shapes and colors you see will depend on what you dare invent. Start?


How-to:


Tomá mirrors and place them beside each other looking down, leaving a small space between them.


Pass out two strips of tape as shown in the figure, with the glue down. Dalos
back.


Tomá end mirrors and move it up so that you are forming a triangle with the mirror inside.
place the triangle of mirrors inside the cardboard tube.



find one of the circular glass in one end of the tube.



Now, take a of the cardboard covers and do it a little hole in the center of 1 cm in diameter. Put it on the glass and glue with a little adhesive vinyl. That hole will see what happens inside the kaleidoscope.


On the other end, put up another glass tube circular, and about him some beads and bits of colored plastic. Do not put too many, so they can move freely and make as many ways as possible to turn.

Above the beads placed on the last glass you had left, and up the parchment paper or tracing.




Finally, you need to put the other cardboard cover. But first, do it a hole slightly larger than the first cap. On this side of the kaleidoscope in the light.

And now, the artistic touch! Paint

kaleidoscope paste adhesive vinyl and paper colors trying not to wrinkle. It is good!, No?



Ready? And you can use your super kaleidoscope. Look on the side of the smaller hole and point the other side toward the light (a window or a lamp will very well) while you spin.

What do you see? Is it always the same? Spin it and spin it, you'll see that you never get bored!

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

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Pirulo children's rights clash with the frog Aurelia



A Pirulo likes to go to her grandmother's house because the garden has a pond and a pond full of frogs.
also likes to go for other reasons. Because his grandmother never put raisins to the food.
And for him, forcing him to eat raisins is a violation of Article 37 of the Rights of the Child, which prohibits inhumane treatment.
Because your grandmother does not stop the boys join the hardware store to burst firecrackers, so has the freedom to peaceful assembly, as stipulated in Article 15.
Because your grandmother does not make him cut the grass in the garden, which would be a operation, prohibited by Article 32.
Because his grandmother takes him from ever visiting her cousin's house. According Pirulo, which prepares the lead of his cousin's house in violation of Article 11 which prohibits the unlawful detention of a child outside his home.
Because his grandmother never clean the room where he sleeps, so do not illegally invade their privacy. Article 16. Because his grandmother
never violates his freedom of expression, oral or written, Article 13 - so who can say what he thinks about his teacher that his grandmother Silvina not angry.
To make it short: the home of his grandmother he is a respected person.
But what I love the frog pond in the garden.
now, covered by Article 31, prepare to enjoy a recreational activity appropriate to their age will catch frogs. Prepare
sausage bait, grab the torch and burlap bag. It is night. In summer the frogs are hunted at night. His grandmother sleeps.
Very bad luck, the first frog out of the pond is Aurelia.
- a minute! "He says Aurelia" What are you doing?
-Bucket frogs.
"Sorry, but the animals have a right to existence.
- That Who says so?
: Section 1 of the Universal Declaration of Animal Rights proclaimed in Paris in 1978.
- Is that worth in Argentina?
"Yes, okay.
"But I have a right to recreational activities appropriate to my age and at this moment my recreational activity is to catch frogs. Aurelia
impatient.
"And I remember you have to respect our natural longevity. So you are staying without eating frogs. Pirulo
raises his voice.
- I do not like! I do not like! They are going to eat my grandmother!
- then worse! You hunts just for fun! What right? Would you like to hunt you for fun?
- is not the same! I am a person!
- You're an animal of another species, period! The pond
put together a din. All the frogs croaking and jumping. Pirulo backed off a bit, but their indignation was great.
- I will not leave here without frogs!
- Before you spend over my dead body! In
then opened the bedroom window of her grandmother. She was, leaning out, his hair standing and a battery of flip-flops in hand.
- IS IT GOING TO STOP BREAKING OF A GOOD TIME? "KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT? DO YOU KNOW THE ARTICLE 11 OF THE PRINCIPLES FOR THE ELDERLY? "I HAVE THE RIGHT TO KNOW THAT BEING PHYSICAL, MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL? SO WHAT THAT I NEED TO SLEEP? WOULD YOU GET IN THE HEAD? DORMIIIIIIIIR! DORMIIIIIIIR!
With the first slipper did not succeed. With the others do.
Pirulo was very confused. Aurelia. They looked.
"That was an attack by the grandmother. Wrongful
-it seems to me.
-Pará, where can you clarify this?
-At the United Nations.
"Come.

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MESSAGES IN INVISIBLE INK

Want to send a message to a friend, no one more than he can read? You only have
type a message on paper with lemon juice. You can do it with a paintbrush or an old jib.
When dry, no one can read anything. Will remain a mere paper.
Your friend must bring the paper to the flame of a candle, of course preventing the paper from burning. There appears
writing in a sepia brown.

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AMIGOS INVISIBLES (Health poetry)




Johnny was happy in the place he played, ate lots of candy

and was very sweaty.

Because he was so tired, very sleepy

the left and his mom not to bother
not bathed.

was his dream so quiet!

not even imagine that a malicious army was preparing to attack
.

were viruses and bacteria,
great evils propagated! Armed to the teeth

began his advanced.


These germs entered his mouth and nose hairs
but here was
and acting which
portoncito threw many away.

Upon closing the gate, red alert
started ...
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SOLDIERS AND NO TIME TO LOSE! Johnny

WAS ATTACKED !!!!! WHAT WE DEFEND
A LOAD
globular

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!!

The army of good
(Johnny defenses)
has many divisions,
each with its functions, and are called globular
.

The neutrophil is tiny, but very brave
.
When an enemy fighter
chew it with his teeth.

The first to go to the front
as a pawn of chess. Encountering

death becomes pus. You see?

Others are lymphocytes,
their names are B and T.
The B
release their toxins harmful bacteria.
The T are not going to turn,
if Hunting bursts at full speed.

in this group are also
a great photographer,

bug that has no criminal record never comes.

also travels through the blood to help Johnny


a very fat cell called monocytes.

this friend is so greedy that eats
of a hundred!
eating, chewing,
never stops eating.

In the battlefield
always very hot.
Now John has a fever,
His mom called the doctor.


All this is happening in the blood of Johnny,
in your arteries and veins
that are like tubes. When

fighting is brava
more battlefields are lymph
(balls) on the neck
you swell.

already lost the enemy soldiers
the rest,
bacteria have surrendered,
but this is not enough.

If soldiers are not alone against the enemy

maybe a good antibiotic
help friends.


How we anticipate and microbes do not come? Always wash your hands

especially to go to the table. Great


our allies are water and soap, rinse
the viruses
your hands say goodbye!

not forget your fingernails
because if not there are brush bacteria

What you get caught, you get caught!


Feed your body well with very sanitas meals,
very little candy, lots of fruit and vegetables
. These fresh foods


give us vitamins. We

reinforce from within us repair the wounds ...

never forget the milk or yogurt cheese
Come
asks you your skeleton.
CALCIUM, CALCIUM! you give me. Always

vaccinated

as this will help to not attack
diseases ever again.

Silvia Macario

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A Matias loved to play ball. It was what he liked to do in life. His mom let him play in the door with his friends and Enrique Joaquín, but only when carried BENONE.
One afternoon, Matu had treated more than BENONE, the mother let out to play around. But neither Henry nor Joaquin had completed the task, and their mother wanted nothing to do with the ball. It was so, despite having carried more than BENONE, Matias got bored and abandoned a puppet.
Sitting on the doorstep, seeing the people go, cars, bikes, boys ... and evening.
It was almost time to go to drink milk when it passed a tall, skinny, very skinny. So weak that their legs were tangled in walking. He had orange hair all tousled, and some little glasses round and green. Underarm had some folders and books.
thought He sees Mati, which is one of those big guys are already the secondary.
When Colorado was the kid on the corner waiting to cross the green light, reached into the back pocket of his trousers, and looking for some money to travel and, when taken out, flew around a pencil as long and as thin as he . A Matu gave much amused to see how he jumped the yellow pencil, which gave around and around until it hit the floor and broke. The boy looked up, saw it was broken and kept going, leaving him on the sidewalk. Matu
Then came to him (in pencil, not the skinny guy) and picked up where it left the tip (broken, but end to end). It was sooo cute! Matu had never seen a pen like this: all black and with beautiful silvery snake went round and round about him. Concentrate on these thoughts
Mati was when she heard her mother calling him to take milk. She looked at the piece of pencil in his hand, put it in his pocket and ran a picnic: the collision of silver would pencil his big secret. Especially since Mom always told him not to pick things off the floor.
After milk, Matu cleaned it up, he took a very sharp tip and put it in his holster at school.
The next day, Matu was about to leave for college when he told his mother:
"Wait, Mom, I think I forgot something.
he ran into the room, opened the bag, opened the pouch and found that silver pen still there. So yes, it was heading to school, ready to release there such a jewel.
- It'll be the envy of all my friends! - thought as he walked from his mother's hand. Matu
sat next to Germain. After Fernanda, the teacher, greeted everyone and told them to take off their supplies, was the best moment: Mati opened his pouch and showed his treasure Germi: silver pen! Germi was stunned to see such beauty.
- lent it to me? "I can try? Will you let me see it up close? "I whispered in his ear.
- But no, Germi! Can not you see I have not premiered? Then you borrow it, "he said Matu, well short to not hear that Fernanda. Of course, so much talk, it was they who did not listen what Fernanda had said
-Take out a slip that we will make a dictadito. Fer
always spoke well, narrowing things: notebook, quizzes. Seem silly, but Matu thought that way everything became easier. When Matu Germi and finally learned the dictation, Matu decided it was a good time to release the stylus. There
problems started. Fernanda
said
-put title "Dictation", and Matthew wrote "Master ugly." Matu did not understand what was happening, but as Fernanda began to dictate, he had no choice but to start writing. What follows is dictated Fernanda took them:
"Yesterday I received a visit from a neighbor. His name is Sebastian. We played a while in the garden. Then, as we were hungry, we asked Mom to serve us milk. It was all very rich, especially the chocolate cake that Mom cooked just for us. "
And this is what you Matías (from the hand of his silver pen) wrote:
" Today the teacher is uglier than ever. His nose is an eggplant and his eyes two fried eggs. When he speaks, it's like cackle. But those who are the hens cluck and Fernanda is more horrible than a chicken. "Matu
When finished writing this, I could not believe what they read his eyes. Just then rang the bell and Fer, sweet as ever, went through all the banks to collect the "leaves of dictaditos."
- What's the matter, Mati? He asked when he noticed that he, instead of going out to recess, stayed rooted to the bench.
-Nnnada, nnnada are-you-miss, "said Matu.
"Anyway ... Fer thought. He sat at the desk to correct the dictates while the kids played at recess. Matu
not stop her. And Fernanda corrected and corrected. Until it suddenly began to turn white ... yellow ... red ... violet ... He raised his head and stared at Mathias, who sat in place. They stared for a while, until Fernanda cried
- Matias Ledesma! I want standing next to my desk now! Fer
muuuuuuuuuuy was angry. Otherwise, at least would have said "escritorito." Matu walked slowly, slower than the last time you went into the doctor to give him a shot.
- What does this mean? Fernanda asked, his face still red with anger. Mati
not know how to explain what had happened. Where to begin? How can you believe? How can we start talking (Because he felt that the voice did not come out of the throat)? Matu While thinking all this time passed and the face of Fernanda became more and more red. Matu For a moment he thought he would explode. When she felt she could say a word, Matu coughed a little, ahem, ahem, and said
-yy-yy-I-I did not have the cul-fault, ma'am, Miss Fff-ffer. Fu-fu, was the la-la-pen ...
- Oh, yeah? Fernanda cried. So lend me your pencil to write a big one. Matu
could hardly take any more tears. But as he did not like being seen mourn at school and just getting the boys were returning recess, endured and endured. He went to his bank to find the pencil and Fernanda took him to put him ... to put it ... the one! Fernanda
grabbed the pen and all the rage in the world wrote: "Congratulations! You got a 10. "Matías jumped for joy. I could not believe. And I could not believe Fernanda. At that moment came Matilde, Mrs. director. All the boys stood and saluted:
-Bue-we-gave-as-you-no-ra-Ma-til-de.
"Good morning, boys," she said, and began chatting with Fernanda, who was still a little nervous. Matu Fer asked to leave his seat and was talking to Matilda. In that Matilda gave him a sheet for the complete Fer with your data:
Teacher Name: Address
teacher: teacher
Phone:
teacher Document Number:
Fernanda was so distracted with everything had happened that did not even notice that grabbed the pen of Matthias to fill the role of Matilde. And Matilda could not believe what they read their eyes
Teacher Name: Matilde is a witch.
Master Address: Matilde has the face of a hippopotamus. Teacher
Phone: Matilde rhino has a tail.
teacher Document Number: Matilde talks like a parrot.
The children were Matilda was turning white ... yellow ... red .... violet ... as she read the role of Fernanda. And Fer was so pale and hard as Mati had been a little while ago.
- Miss Fernanda, the same hope and guidance! Matilda cried. And left the room spitting fire from his mouth. Fernanda shaking followed with the silver pen in his hand. Matias did not know where to go. It felt awful to think it was all his fault. Once
Address, Fernanda did not know how to explain what had happened. Where to begin? How can you believe? How to get started to speak (because he felt that the voice did not come out of the throat)? While Fer thought all this time passed and Matilda's face was becoming more and more red. Fer thought for a moment to explode. When she felt she could say a word, Fer coughed a little-ahem, ahem, and said
-Yy-y-yo-yo-no-blame culture I was, ma'am, Mrs. MMMA-Mmmatt-ttilde. Fu-fu, was the la-la-pencil.
- Ah, yes - cried Matilda. "Then lend me your pencil to write a pretty big suspension. Matilde
grabbed the pen and all the rage in the world wrote:
"To the best teacher of the school, with all the love and admiration of Matilda. "
had hardly finished when the phone rang, and it was fortunate because it gave the opportunity to escape Fer, before Matilda could stop him. It was then with the cards in hand, back to the classroom where the boys were waiting screaming and throwing chalk and paper airplanes.
When hung up, Matilde again found alone in the management, not knowing what to think. He had the silver pen in his right hand. And I watched, and watched him ... And stayed that way until it was time to go. Then put it in the portfolio for further consideration at home, where he had a microscope very powerful.
entered the subway and had so many people who traveled all the time stopped and squeezed. When he reached his station had to be lead to the shoving to get to the door. It was there that, without noticing, dropped the pen is silver briefcase.
Although many people passed on it, and some stepped, still bright and intact when the father got off the subway Matu, about an hour after Matilda, and found him.
- How nice silver pen! He thought. I'm going to take a gift Mati. You'll love!
When dad came home, I called him and secretly Matu said
"I found this pencil on the floor of the subway station and I brought you a gift. But: do not tell mom anything because they will get angry if he finds out I brought you something from the floor. Put it in your holster and you take him to school and brings you luck in testing Fernanda ...

Andrea Carol Zablotsky