Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Kitchenaid Mixer. Whole Wheat Dough

Lesson # 17: Ambiguity in


Type: Review
Scientific name: Sordidus comentatio
Common name: Doblesentidista

is not excessive sensitivity, or a strange disease that makes us twice as much as others, but an excellent tool in the eternal work scare others: find all and any comments, common sense, ordinary, vulgar or rude, ideally sexual connotation.

A first step, which although basic, it is sometimes extremely effective , is whistling, shouting or making comments to hear the number 69 . The shift of attention in the carnage, Bingo, an address or telephone number, including the combination in question may provide the perfect opportunity to start in these conflicts.

A second step is to find the double meaning in food and culinary preparations. Basically, they provide the material emerging unbearable less obvious that the number above, but are still readily apparent. It is advisable to start with tropical fruits, bananas, mangoes and papayas, among others, and meat products. The sausages always serve that purpose, and the term "sausage-makes it easy.

A third stage in the development of two-way feedback is to break the shackles and free the obvious, to find sexual meaning in your comments, however innocent. For example, the mention of an unfortunate name, a film, a song-even the carols can be used in the hands of an expert, or any trifle will, after some practice, to unleash the coprolálico in you .

The satisfaction is guaranteed. After a few comments like this, listeners will flee in terror, returning to his precious space doblesentidista free invasive human presence.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Acrostic Poems Summer

Lesson # 16: Winner Insoportablemente


Type: Attitude
Scientific name: Perpetual triunfatorum
Common name: Winner

This is one of the most basic attitudes when become a detestable be unbearable, given its high degree of effectiveness in the process of scare those around us.

The first step is made of small triumphs unimportant, but flaunting them. Remove the pie, the couch or tapadito larger tray with just a glance is, if then boasts of having achieved very effective to provoke rejection. Same with the glass more full, cold beer, a martini with olives larger.

A second step is to become treasurer and / or collector of fees barbecue, birthday gifts and / or couples in common and in general any circumstance that requires someone who meets the vile money. On each occasion, must spend significantly less than what is gathered, so it is clear who is making that assumption for a lucrative business, which obviously has all the benefits.
The last step
in the race to become a professional make of this art is, rightfully, take great advantages that are extremely noticeable and, ideally, injuring those around him. Words like deception, fraud, vagabonds, and other similar sinvergüenzura should not discourage in this noble task of becoming a winner . Once you get used to these names, will be like honey for your ears, as reflected convincingly that you have achieved progress towards the longed unbearable.