Type: Review
Scientific name: Diminutivus adictus
Common name: Diminutive
A great way to defend their living space without too much effort is to use the piece, the more profusely the better, "diminutive in his speech. With the application of this simple action will achieve, with staggering speed , eliminating any possibility of interaction.
The first step, logical it seems, is to use diminutives. Simply add the suffix "ito", "ita", "illo", "illa", "quote", "date", "Cilla" or "cilla" in the words used. Topics light and without much significance are ideal to start. Be amazed to see effects, for example, have lunch only "a plate of fideítos, for I am with delicadita guatita."
The second stage requires more work : must be able to use diminutives in-depth conversations and transcendental. Try telling that has been questioned a bit lately because of little problems with their faith, because dear God can not be too unwell to send suffering to animals. To achieve, almost instant, a feeling of superficiality highly effective in achieving its purpose.
If you want to achieve perfection in the use of this resource, it is still two concealed weapons. First, add the tiny high-pitched, which enhances greatly the effect of words. And finally, take a chinchosa expression, mellow, nose wrinkling, squinting and making small gestures with his hands. If the story of his childhood, when he was "a tiny puppy that had the Short and hopped legs and moving his tail when he got contentito", accompanying the story with those described gestures and tone of voice, the effect is lethal .
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